What ad formats are supported on retardigrade?

Native post, pinned post and repost are the most common formats. The exact list depends on what the retardigrade admin offers — see the full catalog in the Adstail booking flow.

How many subscribers does retardigrade have?

retardigrade currently has about 2.1K subscribers. See the stats block above for the latest update timestamp, engagement rate, and weekly reach.

Is retardigrade verified on Adstail?

Adstail tracks public statistics for retardigrade automatically. A manual verification badge for channel admins is rolling out — the freshness timestamp in the stats block reflects the most recent data sync.

How fast can I book an ad placement on retardigrade?

Booking time depends on the retardigrade admin's response. Typical turnaround is 24–48 hours from request to confirmation when booking via the Adstail dashboard.

What is the audience of retardigrade?

retardigrade primarily targets Other. For a detailed audience breakdown (age, gender, geo split) request the audit report from the Adstail advertiser cabinet.

retardigrade

@totalretardigrade

Other

2.1Ksubscribers

Advertise on this channel

Buy ads

Escrow-protected deal — pay only after the ad is published.

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Explore a unique blend of current events, humor, and cultural commentary through an eclectic array of posts. This channel covers a wide range of topics, from military exercises to political satire, all presented with a tongue-in-cheek tone.

Advertising in this channel

Formats, price ranges and booking terms for running ads in retardigrade.

Available ad formats

retardigrade hasn't published its own ad rates yet — these are the placement formats available across Adstail.

1h in top · 1 day in feedPricing on request
1h in top · 7 days in feedPricing on request
1h in top · 30 days in feedPricing on request

Prices are shown as ranges. Open the exact rate for this channel in the Adstail dashboard.

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Booking conditions

Placement window
Each format states how long the post stays in the channel's top and in the feed before it rotates out.
Creative requirements
Submit your text and media when you book. Adstail checks the creative against the channel's content rules before it goes live.
Cancellation
You can cancel a booking before the channel admin confirms it. Funds stay in escrow until the ad is published.

Guarantees & refund policy

Escrow-protected payments
Your payment is held in escrow and released to the channel only after the ad is published as agreed.
Refund on no-show
If the placement is not published or doesn't match what was booked, you can request a refund from escrow.
Dispute resolution
Adstail mediates disputes between advertisers and channels and decides how the escrowed funds are settled.

Why advertise through Adstail

Secured by escrow
Every deal is protected — your budget is only released when the ad actually runs.
No commission
Book placements at the channel's price. Adstail doesn't add a buyer-side fee on top.
Advertisers come back
A large share of advertisers run repeat campaigns through Adstail after their first placement.
Fast go-live
From confirmed booking to a published post is typically a matter of hours, not days.

Subscribers

2.1K-0%

vs last week

Engagement Rate

0.8%

Reach (week avg) ÷ subscribers

Reach (week avg)

17+72%

Average for the past 7 days

Posts / month

288

42 this week

Comments / month

Average comments per month

Reactions / month

171

Average reactions per month

Updated Jul 13, 2026, 3:04 AM UTC

Trends

How subscribers, reach and posts change over time.

Subscribers

Reach

Posts

Latest post

@totalretardigrade2026-08-09T18:10:20Z58 views2 reactionsregular

Me rn

https://t.me/totalretardigrade/12480

Frequently Asked Questions

Quick answers about advertising on retardigrade.

Pricing depends on placement type, channel performance, and current demand. Sign in to the Adstail dashboard to request a personal quote — placement on retardigrade is booked through verified channel admins.